Monday, May 17, 2010

Box full of letters - 7

Dear Smart Car Drivers,

I admire what you're doing for the planet by driving cars that get a godzillion miles to the gallon. That said, I'd like to offer you a word of advice: You should refrain from getting a vanity plate* that makes it seem as though you're trying to look tough.



You're driving a smart car. You're not tough. It's okay that you're not tough, but you're not. Your vanity plate should read something like TRE HGR or something instead.

Much love,

Native Minnow







*If, however, this plate isn't about looking tough, but is referring to your favorite activity**, then please disregard this.

**But that's pretty gay if that's the case.

10 comments:

  1. You wouldn't believe how many smart cars we saw in Paris. It was pretty disgusting. They can keep their smart cars and I'll continue to drive my F150 gas guzzler. :0)

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  2. or maybe it was referring to the size of the car LOL

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  3. UH, fisting is both tough and gay. And terrifying. I would stay the hell away from that car if I were you.

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  4. Anonymous1:25 PM

    nene, your f150 gas guzzler is disgusting.

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  5. bwahahahaha waht a douche!

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  6. Go hug a tree Anonymous.

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  7. Frog lickin' tree huggin' people against gas guzzlers??? Do NOT come to Utah! Its like SUV haven!

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  8. Anonymous8:43 AM

    not only will i hug it, but i will lick all of its knotty holes. true love always.

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  9. ha. you are so right on.

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