Tonight I went with a friend to get dinner and watch basketball. He dropped me off at my car when we were finished. As we pulled up I noticed a piece of paper under the windshield wiper.
I said, "That had better not be a flier from somebody. If it is I'm going to be pissed. I hate those things."
My friend asked, "What else would it be?"
"It had better be a note from my stalker."
It was.
and what did it say?! geez leave us hangin' LOL
ReplyDeleteIt said "Don't park in a no parking zone", lol !
ReplyDeleteIt read: Figure it out yet? :)
ReplyDelete(I haven't.)
Stalkers are all fun and games until you end up raped and dead in a shallow grave...
ReplyDeleteexcitingly creepy
ReplyDeletePsycho, you know what I always say - better raped then dead than dead then raped
ReplyDeleteYou need to start leaving notes for you stalker on your car - draw her out. Or maybe a stake-out. Lots of possibilities . . . and future posts.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that was a pretty damn bad book title a few posts below.
I bet it's me. And this is another one of your platonic love dreams.
ReplyDeleteOr it might not be a "her". :0)
ReplyDeleteHow do you manage to get the fun sort of stalker rather than the ultra creepy should be in prison kind??????
ReplyDeletestalker or bill collector.
ReplyDeleteYou have your own stalker? That is so awesome!
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