I admire what you're doing for the planet by driving cars that get a godzillion miles to the gallon. That said, I'd like to offer you a word of advice: You should refrain from getting a vanity plate* that makes it seem as though you're trying to look tough.
You're driving a smart car. You're not tough. It's okay that you're not tough, but you're not. Your vanity plate should read something like TRE HGR or something instead.
Much love,
Native Minnow
*If, however, this plate isn't about looking tough, but is referring to your favorite activity**, then please disregard this.
**But that's pretty gay if that's the case.
You wouldn't believe how many smart cars we saw in Paris. It was pretty disgusting. They can keep their smart cars and I'll continue to drive my F150 gas guzzler. :0)
ReplyDeleteor maybe it was referring to the size of the car LOL
ReplyDeleteUH, fisting is both tough and gay. And terrifying. I would stay the hell away from that car if I were you.
ReplyDelete"NTSTR8T" !
ReplyDeletenene, your f150 gas guzzler is disgusting.
ReplyDeletebwahahahaha waht a douche!
ReplyDeleteGo hug a tree Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteFrog lickin' tree huggin' people against gas guzzlers??? Do NOT come to Utah! Its like SUV haven!
ReplyDeletenot only will i hug it, but i will lick all of its knotty holes. true love always.
ReplyDeleteha. you are so right on.
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