Thursday, August 05, 2010

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding

Someone made an unflattering comparison to me recently, and I joked to my sister that I was going to go kill myself because of it.

She texted me yesterday: What is your preferred method of death? I'm having [husband] fly me down.

I answered: Autoerotic asphyxiation. But I don't think you can help me with that.
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4 comments:

  1. adventures of a mad scientist8:29 PM

    Well, you can always ask David Carradine.

    Oh, wait...

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  2. Heff9:35 AM

    That DOES seem to be the "stylish" way to "go' these days.

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  3. Jenny12:41 PM

    of course you'd say that.

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  4. Michele1L6:55 PM

    "Smothered by breasts" was also a good one.

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