Last Minute Gift Idea

If you're looking for the perfect stocking stuffer, allow me to make a suggestion. This pink statue here is called 'Answer Me Jesus' and it works just like a magic eight ball. You ask it questions, then turn it over to see what your answer is, except the standard magic eight ball responses have been replaced with things such as "Let me ask my dad," "Yee of little faith (yes, the word ye is spelled wrong)," "Pray harder," and "I died for this?" You can get it at Urban Outfitters (and no, I don't get any commission from them). A friend of mine got it as a white elephant gift (even though it's pink?) and I can assure you that it provided us with hours of entertainment. (note: it's even funnier if you aren't afraid of sacrelege).