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Have you ever wondered what other people think about you? Whether or not you annoy them so bad that they frequently talk about you behind your back? If so, today is your lucky day because I've compiled a list of things that you can use as a guide to see if you are indeed that annoying person whom everyone else hates.

• Does the decision of someone else to meet up with a group of people depend on whether or not you'll be present?
• Are you constantly talking about how great it was where you originally come from, and how everything else sucks in comparison?
• Do you pout if you're not constantly at the center of attention in a group of people, or do you always try to bring the focus of attention to yourself?
• Does your significant other's friends stop hanging out with them simply because they don't want to be around you? (please note that this is significantly different from when your significant other doesn't hang out with friends because that would take away from quality time spent with you).
• Have you ever gotten drunk enough at a party that you felt compelled to kiss somebody against their will, even though that person is the same sex as you?
• Have any of your coworkers ever had to leave their office simply because your presence in the next room is too much for them to bear?
• Has anyone ever told their significant other to stop doing something simply because it reminds them of you?
• Can you single handedly change the normal routine of an entire group of individuals, causing them to stop frequenting their normal hang-out spots and start going to a new one so they can avoid you?
• Do you have to bring every conversation around to the one topic that you're able to speak somewhat intelligently about, even if nobody else cares and it's not the time or place to be having such a discussion?
• Have you ever invited a group of people to join you for a meal at a restaurant, and then stuck one of them with the bill (not even paying for your own portion)?
• Do your coworkers often put on headphones and start listening to music every time you're around?
• Do your coworkers sometimes put in their earbuds, even if they aren't listening to music, just so that you will think they are and leave them undisturbed?
• Has anybody ever felt the need to handcuff you to a chair at a party, just to stop you from harrassing everyone else?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you are an annoying person and should take corrective measures immediately.

If you answered yes to more than one of these questions, then you are really annoying, and you're probably beyond help. If this is the case, you should do us all a favor and fill your mouth up with water, then take a gun . . .