Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Unbearable now, you ain't seen nothin' yet

Things I need to do (according to one of my co-workers):
  • Clean up my desk
  • Turn my music down (even when it's playing through headphones)
  • Put WD-40 on my chair (too squeaky)
  • Stop moving in my chair (too squeaky)
  • Stop typing so loudly

Things my co-worker needs to do (according to me):

  • Lighten up
  • Buy some earplugs
  • Graduate
  • Never get married
  • Never EVER have kids

6 comments:

Native Minnow said...

Yes, I know that this is mean.

Yes, I know that some of you know who I'm talking about.

Yes, I would appreciate it very much if you didn't tell that person about this post (it's just a way for me to vent).

Lindsay Logic said...

Things your co-worker needs to do according to ME:
*Buy the WD-40 and fix it themself, after all it's bugging them...not you
*Go to the emergency room and get on Prozac or some other mood altering drug. This helps.
*Take a brisk walk outside
*Never get married
*Never EVER have kids
*Never have a room mate, either.

And for hell's sake...stop typing so loudly!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

Do I? Can I take a guess? I guess the question is, do I know him very well? Or have I known him for a while?

PsychDoctor said...

What? do you guys have regular sessions where you talk about your problems? or is he just constantly moaning about the problems...

Anonymous said...

Holy cow! Do you have a death wish?!

Native Minnow said...

These are just things that have been complained about over the past few months. We don't hold regular sessions - that would be gay.