Guy: Did you see the Cornhenge I built?
Guy's Wife: You didn't build that - it was already there.
Guy: I built it.
Guy's Friend: It's true. I saw him do it.
Guy (to his wife): Keep disagreeing with me and I'll turn it into a burial site.
Guy's Wife: Then who's going to pay the bills?
Guy: Ain't no mortgage on Cornhenge.
Just so you don't feel left out I give you: Cornhenge!
7 comments:
You are retarded.
Seriously. Retarded.
Cornhenge! Yay!
Barbecue is a specific low-and-slow cooking method. What you and your friends participated in was "Bunch of Drunks Grilling Things".
i think your tag, "reasons i love having a camera phone," is perfect.
Silentkid and Boxer, I never claimed that I wasn't retarded.
Mr DNA, you could probably even enjoy your cheese there.
Wordcop, point taken, but I don't think anyone in the west truly barbeques. That said, the steak I got at Pappy & Harriet's in Pioneer Town (when I went to Joshua Tree) was true Mesquite BBQ, and absolutely delicious.
Steph, aren't they great?
Ah yes...Cornhenge. There's a monument worth knocking your wife off for :)
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