Friend: Are you planning on going to Mexico for the [meeting] in January?
Me: I'd kind of like to go, but I don't think I can afford it.
Friend: What do you mean you can't afford it? There are grants you can apply for, so it wouldn't cost you anything. And, if you ever want to visit Mexico, this would be the place to visit.
Me: The grants aren't going to cover everything. But, after the meeting we could go down to the vacation spot a few miles away and hit on all the girls who are there.
Friend: Wait, you want vacation sex?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Friend: We live in the capital of vacation sex. If that's all you want, there's no need to go all the way to Mexico.
Sounds like I need to start spending some more time hanging out on The Strip.
6 comments:
Your friend kind of has a point though I don't know anything about Vegas except it's hot and the gambling mecca of the world.
I hear "Legends from Vegas" even here in 'Bama.
I gotsa agree. Why go all the way to Mexico to contract that extra special STD? You can just go over to the Luxor...
Oh come on, if you're going to pay for it, you may as well pay in pesos. Think of what you can save on the exchange rate alone!
well, they don't say "what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico", so I think you're correct-o.
That's a fair point, although I'm not sure how long anyone can last on the Strip as it's a brutal experience. Then again, all the sex would make up for a lot of it I suppose. Go to the Strip & then head straight to Mexico to continue yr. roll.
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