Silentkid: There was a guy there last night who was older than my dad. I looked over at him and should've said, "Hey, what are you doin' here?" There were only like four girls in the whole place.
Me: You should've hit on that one girl.
Silenkid: What one girl? The refreshment girl? The one I was staring at all night?
Me: I don't know. What was she wearing?
Silentkid: Something red, with a little cape.
Me: Yeah, that one.
Silentkid: She was flirting with a gay pirate.
Me: What you should've done was tapped the gay pirate on the shoulder and said, "Mind if I cut in?" and then put it in her butt.
Silentkid: Just like that.
Me: Yup. I wonder how long it'd take you to finish if you're raping someone in public.
Silentkid: That is a good question. I don't know.
Me: There's really only one way to find out.
6 comments:
You can't rape the willing, Big Fella.
You've GOT to stop saying anything about putting anything in someone's butt.
Please.
It might make a difference in the time if you are truly a rapist VS if you are really not. :)
I will be in Vegas in December 2-5... I am sure I will see you, so I am just giving you a fair warning. I have training down there and they are sending me ALONE!! Ah, I am going to enjoy some quiet time!!!
I recommend replacing 'put it in her butt' with 'pee in her butt'. Trust me, the improvement in your vernacular will be applauded by all.
Your comments are even classier! ;-)
I still like the bear costume pictures from last year.
I think this year is the best costume I've ever seen.
Wow.
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