Pau Gasol
I'm incapable of growing a neck beard.
Bill Phelps: Michael Phelps estranged step-brother
I don't have a "good" enough body to show off, plus I'm not hung like there's a cucumber in my speedo.
Minotaur
I couldn't find a battle-ax.
Lance Armstrong
I have both of my testicles.
Pedophile Cowboy
Didn't want to have to bother with finding a molester van to drive around.
Altar Boy: First Communion
I didn't want to have to constantly look over my shoulder to make sure Pedophile Cowboy wasn't trying to stick something up my butthole*.
Trick or Treat Octopus
I couldn't find a pumpkin.
*That's especially for the anonymous comment from the other day.
9 comments:
There's quite a lot of cartoon weiner in these pics. INTERESTING.
But really.
Stop.
I love these costume ideas. I'm glad you didn't dress up as the Halloween Octopus...I would have had to stick that black cat in your Octopus butthole. Or maybe just a Snickers Bar. The drawings turned out great. I especially like the communion boy. I might borrow that one for my Facebook profile photo. And nothing, I repeat nothing, is funnier than cartoon weiner.
oh you should definitely shoot for the trick or treat octopus next year! LOL
The Phelps brother would have been outstanding and you could have easiily bought a cucumber to fill the suit to the breaking point. Or not.
and just when I was thinking you were straight.... you draw penises.
I hope you didn't spend too much time on your cartoons...there is DNA sequencing to be done.
You should never go with a pedophile costume on Halloween. You would have been near many of your own kind because that is their favorite holiday. Kinda like their favorite job would be working at Disneyland.
Did you draw Phelps with mutant proportions on purpose? He is a mutant. I read his body stats somewhere. Way out of proportion.
It wasn't a gay thing. It was a sports science thing.
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