When you're getting dressed in your bedroom, and your car in the garage starts honking because the panic button on the keychain got pressed accidentally when you bent over to tie your shoes, it might be time to start working out.
If that happens repeatedly, it's time to accept the fact that you are fat and buy some looser fitting jeans.
I need to buy some looser fitting jeans.
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Or some loser fitting jeans. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Ba-dum-dum.
# 1 Remove keychain from pants.
# 2 Tie shoes.
# 3 Go eat some more.
I laughed so hard I cried! I wish I could find some of the old Sonny and Cher shows where they used to put those "fat" suits on and do skits. They were hilarious! Did you ever see them?
Heff, good plan.
Nene, I haven't ever seen those, but as long as it's not like The Clumps, I think there's great comedy potential from fat suits.
(SilentKid, you don't even deserve a comment for that lame one. You suck.)
embrace it, baby, embrace it!
A thing I like to do is when I am feeling fat and stuff is go for a run... then dont do it again for another 20 days or so, thus destroying any value out of that run. So in the end its like burning holes in your skin with a cigarette.... just mean to yourself.. Signed a fat dude who still remembers not being fat ...
Been there done that...
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