Me: I need to get up and stretch my legs. I've been sitting at this desk for too long.
Friend: You can walk with me to my car if you want.
Me: You're not going to chloroform me and throw me in the trunk, are you?
Friend: Maybe.
Me: But only if I play my cards right?
Friend: Exactly!
1 comment:
Completely on-topic, where's a good place to purchase chloroform these days ?
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