Yesterday I was talking to one of my friends on the phone. While he was saying something, I spat into the dirt next to the sidewalk.
My friend heard it and said, "I've been reading something called 'Guide To Being A Gentleman' and one of the things it says is that gentlemen do not spit."
"Yeah, but I'm not a gentleman."
"They don't curse either."
"Again . . ."
3 comments:
I trust you told him where he could go, lol !
please tell me you use a kleenex when you blow your nose.
I invented etiquette.
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