I was walking across campus today when I saw a friend of mine.
Her: Where are you going?
Me: Lunch. Want to come?
Her Friend (who I've never met): Are you going to buy food for us?
Me: The only way I'm buying you food is if you put out.
Got to make a good first impression, you know?
9 comments:
I like a man who cuts to the chase. :)
Yeah 'cause you only get one chance to make a good first impression.
HA! If she had said "deal!" then you totally would have been $6 closer to homeless.
you are going to die alone.
I'm proud of you. I'd be prouder if you'd have suggested a specific act. "Putting out" could be interpreted as something that would require effort on your part.
first and last i assume....arf
So, the question is, did she?
What'll you get these days for a ham sandwich and a juicebox?
Kym, I'll keep that in mind if I ever make it to OKC ;-)
Dee Ice, that's exactly what I thought!
Vivalacrap, It would've been the best $6 I ever spent.
Boxer, I realize that.
Troll, fair point. I'll be more specific next time.
Manuel, time will tell ;-)
Openair, no, surprisingly.
Repliderium, it would've been a burrito and free soda. Perhaps I should establish a currency system?
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