My office is just around the corner from a classroom. Herpetology is currently being taught there now. The other day my friend and I were talking in my office, and the herpetology TA was out in the hall making noise while she was doing something.
Me: What is she doing out there?
Friend: It looks like she's playing around with a bunch of snakes in the hallway.
Me (doing my best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation): I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING HALLWAY!!!
Unbeknownst to me, class was in session.
And they were taking a test.
Yes, they all heard.
8 comments:
LOL CLASSIC! :>
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I heart you, you big Dork.
EPIC.
gerherhahahhaahhaha. I hope they laughed and said "I want that dude next semester."
ps. happy birthday to your elder child. :)
awesome, Of course I refused to see that movie, because Seriously, how stupid (SNAKES ON A PLANE) Plus I am afraid of snakes.
I just want to know how much flack the jackasses give her for the name Herpetology.
Okay Snakes on a Plane was seriously one of the best movies ever and to say otherwise is blasphemous. I suggest death by firing squad as penance.
Second, I want you next semester. Better switch to liberal arts and think of some funny Aristotle jokes.
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