I went to Vegas this weekend. I didn't tell any of my friends I was coming. I just surprised them.
When I saw Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend, she grabbed my arm and said, "I really have missed you."
I said, "Really? I've mostly just missed your boobs."
She shook her head and said, "You're a dork."
This is why I'm single.
7 comments:
*Shaking my head*
LOL absence makes the heart grow fonder ;>
I just can't understand it....
That "I've mostly just missed your boobs" line ALWAYS worked for me....
You're as suave as James Bond*.
*54 year old gamer Dude that lives down the street with his mom.
very smooth.
did you get to touch 'em?
hahaha! I can see why you don't warn 'em when you come. ;o)
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