So please don't talk of love 'cause I don't have any

Me:  Ugh.  I can't even handle my life right now.

Niece 1:  Why?  Because you're Forever Alone Guy and you're never going to find a girlfriend?

Me:  Yeah.  Thanks for reminding me.

Niece 1:  It's ok.  If I don't ever get married you can make fun of me too.

Niece 2:  He'll probably be dead by then.