And into the darkness we all go

I'm currently in Arizona visiting my kids. Mr M was on Spring Break, so I figured I'd try to come down take advantage of the last day or so before school started back up.

The first day I was here, Togers brought my ex-wife a Buddha statue (she's fascinated by anything from Asia).

She asked him where it came from.

He jokingly said, "Mom, I'm not going to tell you."

She asked again.

He insisted on keeping the joke alive. "Mom, you don't understand. I had to do things I'm ashamed of to get that for you."

"Well, I hope you brushed your teeth after."

I used to love her, but I had to kill her

Friend: Wow, this guy had a rough month of July.

Me: Why do you say that?

Friend: He had three charges of aggravated assault, two charges of aggravated kidnapping, one charge of unlawful detention, domestic violence in front of a child, among other things.

Me: Damn. Sounds about like me when I was going through my divorce.