So you say I've got a dirty mind I'm a mean go getter

I don't know at what age seeing stuff like this stops being funny.



I do know that I haven't reached that age yet though.

Let's not get carried away

I had to recruit two friends to help me pick up the load of furniture I purchased from that British woman the other day, since I'm not really up to moving furniture around these days. One of my friends drives a sport utility vehicle, and said that he could fit some of the stuff in there, but I also had to borrow a truck from another friend. I was a little bit concerned that even with both vehicles we'd run out of space and have to make another trip. Luckily it didn't come to that, but apparently I wasn't the only one who'd thought that.

British Woman (after everything was loaded): When I saw you pull up with those two vehicles, I didn't think there was any way you were going to be able to fit everything. I guess I was wrong.

Friend: I wasn't worried at all. I'm used to fitting big things into tight spaces.

To my friend's credit, he followed that up with, "I've moved a few times" but only after pausing for effect.

Regardless, my other friend and I had to try our hardest not to laugh.