Friend 1: Don't make me hurt you. It wouldn't be hard. I've seen you cry.
Friend 2: Really?
Me: Yeah, the other day at a Christmas party I was in enough pain that I had tears running down my cheeks.
Friend 2: Why?
Me: Well, I coughed after I choked on a piece of a chip . . .
Friend 1 (interrupting): Except it wasn't a chip, it was a penis.
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Wednesday, January 02, 2008
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