Gimme some sugar, Sugar

Yesterday I had to go to a sexual harrassment seminar. Not because I sexually harrassed someone mind you, but because there have been "several incidents" of it in our department so it was mandatory for all graduate students to go. I guess it's good to periodically remind people how to be professional though. Especially around here.

At one point she told us "You don't want to have sex with students." I think that you can want to, the trouble doesn't start until you actually do.

She also said that showing facial expressions of a sexual nature constitute a hostile work environment - I guess that means you can't show your 'O' face at work.

Of course, few people seemed to take it seriously. After it was over one of my friends said, "You'd think they'd at least send a hot bitch over to talk to us about that stuff."

I took some notes of a few things I never thought I'd hear someone who was talking about sexual harrassment say. Understand that these are taken out of context, but it's funnier that way, at least if you have a dirty mind.

• Many of you are students who also teach . . . that means you get it coming and going.
• If you want a good performance evaluation you'll have sex with me.
• There's a transferring that must take place.
• That's the last time I give someone an uninvited neck massage to help relieve stress.
• Everybody can harrass everybody (doesn't that sound like permission?)
• The person in the position of power needs to be the one who makes the move.
• I'm going to grab you from behind and bend you over.