Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Memo to human resources

To the fat girl I saw today who was wearing a mini skirt, tight top and cowboy boots,

That is not a good look for you and you need to stop. This is not up for discussion.

Sincerely,
Me

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry...It won't happen again. Next time I'll wear my assless chaps and a tube top.

Lauren said...

Whoever made that fashionable needs to be strung up and SHOT.

Native Minnow said...

Lauren, are you talking about the mini skirt with the cowboy boots? Or the assless chaps and tube top?

Lauren said...

BOTH. I wouldn't be caught dead in either.

deputymomof6 said...

LOL, there should be a weight limit on certain items of clothing, like bikinis, shorts, short skirts, tight tops, etc. The "freebee" clothes like sweats don't need one. It sicks me out when a girl's fat rolls over the top of her pants...to those of you who do that, those aren't fitting correctly....you need BIGGER pants or a SMALLER gut!!

Lindsay Logic said...

Girls? What about the nasty men that wear a "34" with their guts hanging over. I saw a relative at a family function on Sunday, whose big Cowboy belt buckle was actually laying horizontally flat underneath his belly...facing the ground. (Damn Redneck in-laws)