Me: You know why I wouldn't make a good pedophile?
Friend: Why's that?
Me: Because I'd end up eating all the candy and wouldn't have anything left over to bribe the kids with.
Friend: You know what else would make you bad?
Me: What?
Friend: You'd get them into the van and then sit and wait for them to make the first move.
8 comments:
Thanks, I laughed out loud.
Scary, creepy, and oh so true......
Good to know...
Glad you're not a ped...
Sometimes honesty is bad.
This may have been one of those times.
Thankfully I know you are not a Mo...
However, I thought this was hilarious...scary that you had the conversation, but hilarious.. PI
this may be the very first time someone was able to incorporate pedophilia into a joke that was really laugh worthy and didnt make you feel yucky doing so
I could see Conan O'Brien saying this and getting some laughs...
That you were having the conversation was funny, the comments were even better. You make me laugh.
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