Found out about you

Friend: So, have you heard any rumors about me lately?
Me: Why yes, as a matter of fact, I heard something just the other day.
Friend: Well, it's true.
Me: You're gay?*
Friend: I guess I should have found out what the rumor was before I confirmed it, huh?**





* Not the actual rumor I heard.
** But now that it's been confirmed, it'll have to be the one I spread.