We'll bend you over and we'll take you to brown-town

Friend 1: I was telling [Friend 2] that we should get together and beat that guy up.

Me: Really? Why?

Friend 1: Well, it's not because he did anything in particular. It's not like he did anything to hurt [Friend 2], or that [Friend 2] even cares at all about him. It's just the principle that the guy's a douchebag in general.

Me: That sounds like good enough reason to me.

Friend 1: I know, but when I said this to [Friend 2], he didn't want to. He said he's not really into violence.

Friend 2: Only when it's against women . . . and minorities.