Where's the shadow government when you need it?

Since I'm too lazy to put together a coherent post (as if that ever happens), I'm just going to retell a few jokes I heard over the weekend.

Q: What do George W. Bush and George H. W. Bush have in common?
A: Neither of them knows when to pull out.



Q: What is the difference between George W. Bush and E. coli?
A: E. coli has an exit strategy.



Q: Why is Laura Bush always on top when she and George have sex?
A: Because George can only fuck up.