Friend 1: I met these girls at the bus stop, and unlike girls here, they actually talked to people. In fact, I couldn't believe how nice everyone was there.
Friend 2: That's so not Vegas for you.
Friend 1: I always thought that people in Texas weren't very nice.
Me: No, they're generally nice, unless you're trespassing on their oil field. Then they just shoot you in the face.
Friend 2: With a shotgun.
Friend 1: I like getting shot in the face.
Friend 2 and Me (simultaneously): You do? Bwahahahahahaha.
Me: You know, we might be able to help you out with that.
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Tonight the same friend said something about getting squirted in the eye. I'm beginning to sense a theme.
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