It's been a while since I've listed any pick up lines. I'm not feeling very original these days so I didn't come up with these, but have listed from whence they came. You can see that they're pretty much guaranteed to work.
One of my former students (not to me): You have 206 bones in your body. Would you like one more?
Captain Zap Brannigan: I like your style. I find it somewhat erotic.
Grampa: You have beautiful eyes, now bend over.
My Navajo Friend: Say baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
3 comments:
Worst pickup line ever: Did you just fart? Because you blow me away! LOL
Was the student a walrus with a Bacculum? (Sp?)
that last one made me choke on my granola bar....
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