It's time for another example of why you shouldn't open your mouth unless you want an honest response to what it is that you're saying.
The other day a girl came over and I ended up making some banana pancakes for us. I had music playing the whole time, and one of my favorite songs came on.
Me: Do you know who sings this song?
Her: I don't know. Wilco?
Me: It's They Might Be Giants.
Her: I figured it was one of your favorite bands.
Me: But you didn't know which one. I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
Girl (looking at her plate): That's ok. I'm almost done anyway.
10 comments:
you should have played "banana pancakes" by Jack Johnson ;)
which is one of my favorite songs
But Jack Johnson's music is so plain. He's good on the guitar, I'll give him that, but I just can't get into him.
I barf on your banana pancakes.
I barf on Jack Johnson......
I knew someone was going to say something about Jack Johnson. *barf*
She came. She ate. She left. She's my new hero.
and you wonder why you can't get laid more often.
**barfing at the idea of Jack Johnson**
i also barf on jack johnson
Try strawberry and whipped cream waffles next time...you might get further... :)
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