Me: You should go to the party anyway. Not only will you have chance to get on her, but she's bound to have some hot friends.
Silentkid: I can't though. I'm in too much pain.
Me: Well, take some painkillers and go.
Silentkid: Take a bunch of vicodin and then drive to downtown Denver. That's a smart move.
Me: Well, drive first, then take the vicodin once you get there.
Silentkid: Then I'll need to grind it up and snort it so it gets into my system faster.
Me: Perfect! You can snort it off her ass or cleavage. Just tell her it's how the doctor prescribed it.
What? Am I the only person whose prescription bottles come with those instructions?
13 comments:
You gotta love medication that would be addictive because of the method of ingestion rather than the drug itself!
giant sand?! i thought you didn't listen to cool music.
This post is so dirty, Minnow. I hate it when you're dirty you minion of Satan.
PS: Howie Gelb is rad.
Perky and attractive...great...
I thought you would have been a good friend and offered to go in Silent Kid's place....I know it would have been a big inconvenience but he's a mate right? There's a golden opportunity gone begging....
I see you're the OTHER kind of Doctor, aren't you?
Good thing.
Pain killers are gay.
I knew it had to be coming.
ha! this totally makes me have flashbacks of patrick swayze in pointbreak.
you have really cool doctors, I am definitely going to ask the next time I see mine I mean WTF
I couldn't help myself.
Pusher Robot, I could definitely get addicted to that.
Anonymous, ALL the music I listen to is cool music.
Silentkid, I'm not a minion of Satan, I'm a divine angel. A hippie told me so.
Anonymous 2, that's the best kind
Gypsy, I can't cock block Silentkid, it wouldn't be right.
Boxer, I'm not even the other kind of doctor yet.
Mr DNA, I knew someone was going to say it, but it still made me laugh.
Steph, was a dreamboat in that one?
Bill, I highly recommend that you do. You live in Miami for crying out loud, there are attractive girls with perky boobs everywhere (from what I've been told, mostly by you).
Cock block? Is that like cutting someone's lunch? Or cutting someone's grass? That's hilarious, I'll have to use that at the first available opportunity.
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