Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Sister Jack

Me: How many miracles does one have to perform to become a Saint?

Girl: I don't know.

Me: What do you mean you don't know? You almost became a nun.

Girl: That's not the same as becoming a Saint.

Me: I know, but maybe you would've become a Saint.

Girl: No. I wouldn't have been a very good nun.

Me: Why? Because you like the cock too much?

10 comments:

Native Minnow said...

Something tells me that's not an appropriate thing to say to any lady, let alone one who thought about being a nun.

Anonymous said...

Ummmm.....

That really depends on what her response was.

It may also dictate how much time you should be spending with her.

Mr. DNA said...

Classy.

Anonymous said...

is nun-on-nun strap-on action against the rules?

Jenny said...

admit it, you think Nuns are hot.

steph said...

haha.
awesome

adventures of a mad scientist said...

I admit, I wouldn't be a very good nun cause I like the cock too much.

Karen said...

You should really just trybeing more forthright and tell her what you really mean Minnow. Sheesh!

Bill From Gainesville said...

Liking the cock to much is a bad thing for a Nun -- That is truth.

adventures of a mad scientist said...

Also, I believe it takes at least three miracles for a person to even start to be considered a saint.