It's been a while since I've come up with a good pick up line to pass on to you, but that doesn't mean I'm incapable of coming up with them. Take the other night for example when I came up with one that was good enough that my friend called our server over to have me see whether she'd go for it.
She came to our table, and he said, "He's got a line you need to hear, but let me give you the set-up first. A girl walked in a little while ago and she had a nice body, but then I saw her face and it left a lot to be desired. He just came up with a pick up line you can use in those cases. What do you think?"
She said, "Ok, let's hear it."
So I covered my eyes and said, "Baby, I don't even care what you look like, I just want to stick it in."
I implore you to go ahead and try it. Let me know how it works.
10 comments:
you're a loser... :)
Ok, you never mentioned that you said this to the waitress.
I don't think it would work for me, but I implore you to try it. Let me know how many stitches you end up with....
I'm sure that would work....let us know which hospital to come visit you in :(
Why don't you tell us what the waitress did first, eh? I sense a piece of the story is missing. Ha.
I tried it on some guy in the urinal next to me. He responded by singing Def Leppard. Strange...
Psychdoctor, I know.
Crabby Pants, I didn't have time to give the whole story, sorry.
Deputy Mom and Gypsy, if I actually tried it that would go against my MO of just leering at girls from across the room.
$2, the waitress gasped at first, but then laughed and said it was bound to work.
Troll, that is so funny.
wow - how does your face feel after the slap you received?
Yes, my guess was that it DID NOT work, lol.
Oh man, I have to try that... I mean if anyone said that to me I'd be all over them like the rash that's currently engulfing my scrotum!
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