Me: Hello?
Ex-Wife: [Mr M] has something to tell you.
Me: Ok, put him on the phone.
Mr M: Dad, did you know that if you have a whole bunch of kids, and you don't want all of 'em then you can kill one?
Me: Nope. I didn't know that.
Mr M: You can. And you get to choose which one you want to kill.
Me: Wow. So which one of you guys do I want to choose?
Ex-Wife: He just rolled his eyes and handed me the phone.
7 comments:
public schools in Utah are scar-wee.
I think you gave a great answer.
Was that a very special episode about Choice?
I didn't know that....
Where does Mr. M go to school? Can I take my kid there?
I didn't realize that the joy of killing babies was so widespread. And here I thought it was taboo..
What the hell channel was Mr. M watching? This seems like some serious misinformation, although you can abandon children up to 18 years old in Nebraska legally. Seriously.
Yeah, I was going to move to Nebraska after that and ditch some of my teens. :)
And that was NOT a Utah school.
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