Friend: You still at the office?
Me: Yeah. I probably will be until around 7 tonight. Unless I decide to go to the gym. I probably should do the latter. Work off this flab that seems to want to accumulate on various parts of my body.
Friend: The old man is starting to catch up huh?
Me: Catch up? I think he's taken over. Completely.
Friend: Welcome to the old man club my brotha!!!
Me: I don't want to be in the old man club. That means I'll have to start hanging out in locker rooms and talking to people while I'm naked*. Isn't that what all old men do?
*This idea fresh in my mind after reading 2 Dollar Productions the other day.
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and you will have saggy balls covered in gray hair.
Personally - old-man-ness is defined by hair growing out of your nose and Ears. -- (at this point I deal with it by plucking and cutting etc.) but if you ever look at an old guy they often have tons of hair on their ears and coming out of their nostrils -- when you give up fighting that stuff, is when you know you are really old. Like Jimmy Valvano says: dont give up, never give up...
I was going to mention that this seemed similar to BDS's post. Once again, the PRIMARY reason I work out at home.
There's no fighting it. I think it's like a law, or something.
I'd rather be fat.....seriously
I am learning way more about men's locker rooms and public bathrooms from you and $2 than I ever wanted or needed to know.
You should really check out a ladie's locker room. I can't tell you how many times I've been made uncomfortable by long, hanging, naked asses.
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