I'm visiting my parents for the 4th of July. Earlier today, we went downtown to take a look at an antique car show, and a few of the other festivities at the city park. After a short while, I told my brother that there weren't any hot girls, so I might as well go back home.
Him: What do you have against hometown hotties?
Me: I don't have anything against them. There just aren't any.
Him: Sure there are.
Me: Go ahead. Find me one hot girl who doesn't have a child or a husband in tow.
Approximately five minutes later.
Him: Hmmm. Do they have to be out of high school?
Me: This place is teeming with cops, so I'm going to have to say yes.
5 comments:
You crack me up NM. Happy 4th July....sorry it couldn't have been a bit happier for you in the hottie department :(
Yes, by all means, try and stay ABOVE hishschool aged chicks, although the ARE fun to look at.
4th of July is usually a great place to spot them, so it sounds like rotten luck. And nice Ryan Adams line pull for the title . . . Ha.
You can never go home again.
You can never go home again, again.
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