Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend: You're hot as a biologist.
Me: As a biologist?
GWWBMG: And you're hot as a Ph. D.
Me: Why can't I just be hot, without the qualifiers?
GWWBMG: Because there are certain things you wouldn't be hot as. You wouldn't be hot as a waiter.
Great. I guess that means I'm biology hot.
10 comments:
hmmmm.....
Dude, Girl that won't be your girlfriend sure does hang out with you alot. Maybe you can be her boyfriend with out her knowing? Kind of like a Stealth Boy friend ... I am actually Mary Louise Parker's Boyfriend myself, (of course she doesn't know so dont tell her)
we ALL need the qualifiers.
I told Mr. Boxer recently I'm still married to him because he hasn't lost his hair and gotten fat. He said "does that mean you WOULD have left if I was bald and fat?" and I said "If you were rich, I would stay." See? Work that Pd.D!!
shouldn't "Biology hot" be in link form? I swear I read another post about a girl who was "biology hot". lol
Love the abbreviation: GWWBMG lol ;)
I like that description: "Biology hot!" I'm going to use it on all of the hot biologists I know.
That's still a compliment. Hell, everything has a qualifier attached to it in life. Ha.
I put the link in. Happy now?
it also means you should never be a waiter
Isn't Hot just Hot? I always thought so but what do I know?
You're also president-impersonator-hot.
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