Me: Not it.
Friend: Not it? On who?
Me: That girl over there.
Friend: Really? I didn't get a good look, but I didn't think she was not-it-able.
Me: Nevermind. I take it back. I just got another look, and while she's not super cute, she's not terribly ugly either.
Friend: Whatever. You'd totally do her.
Me: Yeah. In fact, why don't you go over there and tell her that? My friend over there takes it back: He'd totally do you.
5 comments:
nice.
That might work.
classy.
dude.
I'm gaining so much insite to the male psyche by reading your posts.
I'm kind of surprised you don't get more chicks. Most of us like jerks. Just sayin. ;)
If she's drunk she might totally take it as a compliment. Or she might punch your friend right in the throat. I'd kinda like to find out which.
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