Last week I found a note under my windshield wiper that read: [Minnow], I'm watching you. Marry me?
This week I found this "note":
Next week will probably end up with me being chloroformed and tied up in an attic* somewhere.
I might be okay with that.
*Houses in Vegas don't have basements.
10 comments:
do you have a pet bunny?
He's almost certainly left-handed with short stubby fingers. Does that narrow it down for you?
It might be the creepy guy in sweats who does yoga outside your window and drives a molester van. Don't go with anyone unless they can give you the family password. You do still remember the family password, don't you?
how delightful, a stalker...hope it's a dude....heh
Mine does...
Not to sound creepy or anything...
hahahahahaha!!!!! at inklings comment!!!!!!
LOL sadly it's probably just one of your guy friends messing with you
OK FINE, it's me, Stanley Tucci.
You see, you would think its probably a female student doing that shizz, but given your propensity for gay vibes lately I conclude that you have an effeminate male stalker.
Or you will just wake up missing your kidneys...in a tub of ice...in a motel bathroom....in...Reno.
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