Mr M: Hi Dad. Thanks for the shoes you sent. You know those white ones?
Me: Yeah.
Mr M: They make me run really fast.
Me: That's cool. I thought you might say that. Did you think that purple swoosh on the side was cool?
Mr M: What purple swoosh?
Me: The thing right on the side of the shoes.
Mr M: You mean that blue thing?
Me: It's not blue, it's purple.
Mr M: No it's not. It's blue.
Me: It's purple. Are we going to have to send you back to Kindergarten so you can learn your colors?
Mr M: I know my colors, Dad. It's blue.
Me: Ask your mom what color it is.
Mr M: Ok. Mom, what color is this?
My Ex: Purplish.
Mr M: See? They're blue.
It's like talking to a Creationist.
7 comments:
The Creationist line made me laugh out loud, although the previous post was a good one too. I've always thought about getting a pedicure because I hate to cut my toenails. Too bad you didn't get a pic w/ either of the two women in there . . .
I love that kid, he is the coolest!
Whatta Boy!!!
that's cute.
I laughed at the Creationist comment too and think you are color blind.
Obviously took lessons from my kid.
He's too cute. Your kids are cool!
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