Someone made an unflattering comparison to me recently, and I joked to my sister that I was going to go kill myself because of it.
She texted me yesterday: What is your preferred method of death? I'm having [husband] fly me down.
I answered: Autoerotic asphyxiation. But I don't think you can help me with that.
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Well, you can always ask David Carradine.
Oh, wait...
That DOES seem to be the "stylish" way to "go' these days.
of course you'd say that.
"Smothered by breasts" was also a good one.
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