I had dinner at a Thai restaurant last weekend. My fortune cookie contained a fortune that read, "You will find luck when you go home."
I looked and looked, but didn't find it.
Unless you count the granola bar I found in the cupboard and ate.
I'd rather get a fortune that says one of the following though:
- Your student loans will be paid off in full by an anonymous donor.
- Your car has been replaced in the parking lot - Drive the Ferrari home.
- You will find a duffel bag containing half a million dollars.
- You will meet Sasha Grey and she will be very interested in teaching you a few tricks.
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Yes, but she'll also give you the herpes while she's at it.
Whenever I eat Thai, my fortune cookie always says "You will soon hear a loud splatter".
sasha grey? really? watch the vids to learn the tricks, but find a clean partner. seriously. there are so much better out there.
porn stars should always be found inside fortune cookies.
personally, i would like the money.
That may have been a very lucky granola bar containing some as-of-yet undiscovered supernatural pheromone that renders beautiful porn stars powerless to your masculine wiles. Consider.
I'm a little surprised you had a granola bar in your house and I'm thinking it was left by the previous tenant.
Looked up Sasha Gray online...as far as porn stars go...I think you could do better... :)
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