Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger

Today's post has been brought to you by my brother's ability to figure out my digital camera for me. You see, I've known how to take videos with it, but have never taken the time to learn how to turn on the microphone so that it takes videos with sound. I did consult my owner's manual a couple of times, but that is a worthless waste of ink and paper as far as I'm concerned. Sure, it tells me where to find the power button, and how to zoom in and out, but what kind of retard* can't figure that out on their own?

Since I'm too dumb to figure it out, I had my brother take a look at it, and he was able to do it in about five minutes. What can I say? He's technologically superior** to me. He figured it out while I was in the bathroom, so of course he had to come pick the lock and take video footage of me taking a crap. Don't be too disappointed, but I deleted that file. I did, however, record my five year old showing off some more dance moves. The video kind of lulls in the middle, but it's worth watching until the end. Trust me.





*I can hear you asking what kind of retard can't figure out how to turn on the mic on their own, and the answer is me. Obviously.

**I'm still superior in height though.

Everybody dance now

Here you can see some awesome dance moves by my youngest. This is before the "fun factory" incident.



Sorry about there not being any sound. Apparently I am retarded when it comes to running my camera. Just pretend that you can hear some 80's music playing in the background. Any 80's music will do.