Now that the Super Bowl is over, I have to admit I'm a little sad. Regular TV doesn't have live announcers stating things like the following:
"He has the speed and agility to get to the backside hole"
"There's so much front side penetration that he has to go deeper on the backside"
"He just took a load from the sideline coach"
"When he gets the balls in his hands"
On the bright side, at least there's still the NBA:
"He's got dribble penetration"
"There he goes with the back door pass"
"He goes back door and takes it to the hole"
"All these guys getting facials are going to end up posterized."
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Perfect!
This reminds me of the classic line a BBC commentator once made on a cricket test match special: "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey".
David Coleman... "He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair."
Agreed. To make up for it, you should start peppering these phrases into your everyday conversations. Who cares if they are entirely applicable?
This is why I need cable, so I can watch basketball all the time. I swear, I miss the best lines.
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