Sunday, July 06, 2008

Aren't you ready for a new town where no-one knows your name?

Overheard at lunch:

Girl: I just found out my mom's a lesbian. I came home early the other day, walked upstairs and caught her making out with the nanny.
Guy: Well, did you hear that I have an uncle who was recently featured in Bondage magazine? We both have screwed up families.


Only in Las Vegas!

10 comments:

Manuel said...

fantastic!!!

Jenny said...

or San Fran.

no, you're right. Las Vegas.

Mr. DNA said...

Nannies are gay.

2 Dollar Productions said...

I was in Vegas a few weeks ago & missed these people. I think I'd take the Lesbian mother over the Bondage guy if forced to choose. I think.

Anonymous said...

Dude, come on...I smell BS :)

Mr. DNA said...

I'm so glad your mate Bernard posted that link to the "canadin" pharmacy.

What a nice guy.

deputymomof6 said...

Is is a requirement for the nanny to have a sexual relationship with at least one of the parents? Sure seems like it......

PsychDoctor said...

When are we getting a Brazilian nanny?

Karen said...

You gotta love a bit of dysfunction in your city...it's what makes it unique.

mindy said...

another reason I'm happy to not live in Vegas. Though this place could use more variety, I'm not sure that's the kind that would be most appreciated.