Here's some relationship advice from the last person in the world who ought to be giving relationship advice, but whatev.
You don't get to complain that your significant other doesn't treat you very well if you tell others that he's "a fucking pussy" and call him things like "fuckface" or "fucking retard" when he does something a little differently than you would.
You can't have a mouth like that and expect to be treated like a princess. It just doesn't work that way.
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"You can't have a mouth like that and be treated like a princess."
Touche
Remember that Billy Ripken baseball card from the late 80's? I think it was Upper Deck or something. Someone had written "fuckface" on the bottom of his bat and the card got printed and then recalled and it was really cool if you had one.
Please refrain from saying or writing "whatev". It makes me want to kick you in the taint.
Epitome, glad you liked it.
Silent Kid, I don't remember that, but I do remember the pepsi cans that spelled sex if you arranged them just so. Oh, the late '80s. What a time that was.
Crabbypants, whatev. ;-)
Hear f*ckin' hear... I have known such women in my time, and they just don't seem to get that simple premise do they. But then I have known the complete opposite also, who are a joy to be around. It's not only the men who have the capacity to hurt without thinking, and then expect to be treated well.
No kidding, eh? I think that would entail you to treatment on a far lower level than Princess - far lower. That's horseshit.
Wait, wait, unless you're a dominatrix and he LIKES IT.
Not speaking from experience or whatev.
billy ripken was 89 fleer: http://www.bearskinrug.co.uk/_articles/2006/03/28/rough_prowler/1989fleer_bripken.jpg
yuck, that's a horrible way to talk to people.
i have a few friends that are couples that talk like that to each other and seem to somehow exist in this world of tension and i just don't get it! it's fucking ridiculous! :)
and sadly, i say whatevs all the time. actually, i say whatever all the time, and sometimes go for the short version -- even though i know it's lame, i just can't help myself. whatevs.
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