Wednesday, August 27, 2008

School's out forever

Me: I always get so bored teaching this lab because nobody ever asks me any questions. So, even if you don't have questions, could you guys ask some anyway?

Student: Don't you have something else you could do?

Me: Yeah, but I want to make sure that I'm not neglecting anybody.


None of them had questions, so I started downloading DNA sequences.


Five minutes later:

Same Student As Before: I have a question for you.

Me: I'm sorry. I'm busy.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Editors note:
Change downloading DNA sequences to downloading goat porn.

Anonymous said...

Make that gay goat porn

steph said...

ha.
has that person turned into your favorite student or what?

Michele said...

Midget Goat porn.


btw, I sent your sis an invite.

Heff said...

Think I'm gonna go download some DNA sequences my damn self.

Jenny said...

way to teach them respect.

mindy said...

ha ha ha! Yay, DNA!