After I had just finished eating a cookie for dessert at lunch yesterday:
Friend: Eat that last muffin.
Me: I can't.
Friend: It's yours. Eat it.
Me: Can't.
Friend: You can't let it go to waste. Eat it.
Me: I can't. I'm too full. Besides, it'll ruin my chocolate chip cookie mouth.
Friend: That might be the gayest thing you've ever said.
7 comments:
Hmmmm. I'm pretty sure you're ok. "Gayer" things HAVE been said.
I'm sooooo jealous of your chocolate chip mouth- after having my wisdoms pulled I have gross puss blood mouth right now.
Now gay would have been something like 'no, I can't because I'm trying to watch my waistline.'
"Muffins go right to my thighs".
a chocolate chip cookie mouth, i love it.
I'm sure you can top that, but it probably sounded more reasonable in your head then when it was said out loud. Ha.
I've never known any straight guys who would pass up 'eating a muffin!' You're definitely gay!
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