I decided a long time ago that I would make the world's worst pedophile. Why? Because I'd eat all the candy, and wouldn't have anything left to lure the kids into the van.
When I told that to a friend he added another reason: Even if I got a kid into the van, I'd probably just sit there and wait for the kid to make the first move.
At the time, my friend said, "I can picture this perfectly. [Minnow] sitting in a van, a kid in the passenger's seat, [Minnow] sitting there thinking, 'Come on, touch my hand. Please touch my hand.'"
6 comments:
This is disturbingly funny.
I tried to fight off my laughter....
- FAIL -
Picture: Funny.
Your original thought: Meh.
Friend's addition: Funny.
All-of-the-Above: Right on the edge of truly disturbing.
I vote for truly disturbing with a little bit of "WTF" tossed in.
However, I like candy too.
Love the pic....
The point of the conversation was funny though if I thought about it too deeply it was also a little bit Ewww....
HA HA HA HA AH AH AHAH A HAAAAA. I'm going to cry.
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