Dear Smart Car Drivers,
I admire what you're doing for the planet by driving cars that get a godzillion miles to the gallon. That said, I'd like to offer you a word of advice: You should refrain from getting a vanity plate* that makes it seem as though you're trying to look tough.
You're driving a smart car. You're not tough. It's okay that you're not tough, but you're not. Your vanity plate should read something like TRE HGR or something instead.
Much love,
Native Minnow
*If, however, this plate isn't about looking tough, but is referring to your favorite activity**, then please disregard this.
**But that's pretty gay if that's the case.
10 comments:
You wouldn't believe how many smart cars we saw in Paris. It was pretty disgusting. They can keep their smart cars and I'll continue to drive my F150 gas guzzler. :0)
or maybe it was referring to the size of the car LOL
UH, fisting is both tough and gay. And terrifying. I would stay the hell away from that car if I were you.
"NTSTR8T" !
nene, your f150 gas guzzler is disgusting.
bwahahahaha waht a douche!
Go hug a tree Anonymous.
Frog lickin' tree huggin' people against gas guzzlers??? Do NOT come to Utah! Its like SUV haven!
not only will i hug it, but i will lick all of its knotty holes. true love always.
ha. you are so right on.
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